niknak79:
Home cinema
hootaloo:
dnotive:
Followers, I give you the world’s cutest frog.
i love thius video beyond belief and the highest rated comment is golden too
“anyone else notice how the Earth shakes when this powerful creature roars at the heavens?”
scarymerry:
thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:
My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.
that is the face of a man who is 24601% done
crash-course-pony:
thefrogman:
Evolution
[imgur] [h/t: togifs]
Fuck that selfish frog.
jesusoftanquitozsuburbia:
My dad doesn’t know how old I am what grade I’m in what instrument I play so what makes u think he would care if I missed a practice u idiot. I don’t even live with him wow
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(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
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Me:
“So, where’s your mom at?”
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Boy:
“She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
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Me:
“Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
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Boy:
“Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
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(I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)
“HONEY”
“WHAT”
“WHERE’S MY SPEECH NOTES”
“WHAT”
“WHERE. ARE. MY. SPEECH. NOTES.”
“I UHHHH. ORGANISED THEM.”
“WHAT?!”
“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW.”
“I NEED THEM”
“UH UH DON’T YOU THINK ABOUT PRACTISING THAT SPEECH TONIGHT I’VE BEEN PLANNING THIS DINNER FOR MONTHS”
“BUT AMERICA IS IN NEED”
“MY STOMACH IS IN NEED OF THAT FANCY DINNER.”
“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SPEECH IS WOMAN THIS IS FOR INTERNATIONAL JUSTICE”
“I’M MICHELLE OBAMA. I INVENTED JUSTICE.”
lordoftheinternet:
nosdrinker:
i don’t know what these are but i love them
they’re cows
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
I still can’t believe they managed to get this joke into the show :D
doctorwho:
God Bless the Cactuses
Doctor Who Series 4: The End of Time
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